Friday, September 3, 2010

Kids say the darndest things

Colby to Sam: "Sam, will you teleport me a pretzel?"

Sam (stepping into his nightly bath): "You're warm like an angel."


Colby: "I just caught the biggest fish in the history of mankind!"
Sam: "Yeah... I'm not impressed"

Sam: "Mom, Colby said the B word!!!"

(Thinking my 5 year old should not know a naughty B word, nor should my 7 year old be saying it!)

Me: "What did he say?"

Sam: "Bladder!!!"

Me: "Babe, bladder is not a naughty word. It is what holds your pee."

Sam: "Oh..." (Walks away acting kind of defeated.) Then snickers, "Pee..."


  1. haha. I do love how their minds work

  2. My 6 y.o. son said he knew the "C" word. I was relieved that he thought it was crap.


  3. Thanks for that. I needed a smile for the day.

    I love little kids at that age. They are so innocent and say the funniest things.

    I miss my little boy. Now he is just a smartass teen. ; (

  4. They're so cute.

    (saying "pee" still makes me snicker too.)


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