Sam puked in McDonald's today.
He wasn't sick.
He was eating a french fry and drinking Gatorade at the same time.
He started to choke ~He has his dad's gag reflex.
I saw it coming.
I grabbed his Happy Meal sack to try to catch it.
I wasn't fast enough.
Blue liquid went EVERYWHERE!
That wasn't the worst of it.
The worst was when Sam kept repeating,
"Mom, I couldn't help that I puked. I puked all over. I have puke all over me and my clothes."
I swear my child said the word puke at least 50 times in the 60 seconds it took me to get him out of the restaurant.
gotta love the joys of parenthood!
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7 months ago
I feel for you on this one.
ReplyDeleteI'm also a master of being puked on. And my daughter excels at puking on me.
I wish I had a magic wand and could switch out "being puked on" and "puking on me" for "sleeping" and "sleeping past 7am."
Wouldn't that be nice? I think moms deserve at least that...