Colby to Sam: "Sam, will you teleport me a pretzel?"
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Sam (stepping into his nightly bath): "You're warm like an angel."
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Colby: "I just caught the biggest fish in the history of mankind!"
Sam: "Yeah... I'm not impressed"
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Sam: "Mom, Colby said the B word!!!"
(Thinking my 5 year old should not know a naughty B word, nor should my 7 year old be saying it!)
Me: "What did he say?"
Sam: "Bladder!!!"
Me: "Babe, bladder is not a naughty word. It is what holds your pee."
Sam: "Oh..." (Walks away acting kind of defeated.) Then snickers, "Pee..."
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6 months ago
haha. I do love how their minds work
ReplyDeleteMy 6 y.o. son said he knew the "C" word. I was relieved that he thought it was crap.
ReplyDeleteLou
Thanks for that. I needed a smile for the day.
ReplyDeleteI love little kids at that age. They are so innocent and say the funniest things.
I miss my little boy. Now he is just a smartass teen. ; (
They're so cute.
ReplyDelete(saying "pee" still makes me snicker too.)