Okay...I'm not normally the one to tell redneck jokes, BUT let me just tell you ...a picture is worth 1,000 words - which means these are worth at least 3,000!
I couldn't have made this up if I had wanted to! I was driving home with the boys this evening and I came up upon this car and just had to take pictures!!! (And, yes, I did have to speed in order to get closer ~ Rednecks are speed demons!!!)
You MIGHT be a Redneck if...
You strap your garbage can to the top of your car to use as a luggage rack!
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