When I think my students couldn't possibly do anything else to amaze me or gross me out...they never let me down.
Today I had a little boy come out of the bathroom and say, "Will you please take that pencil away from S.? He kept messing with it in the bathroom."
So when S. rounded the corner, I said, "Pencil. Now!"
S. dropped it into my hand.
I looked to the boy who had came to tattle and said, "What exactly was he doing with the pencil in the bathroom?" (Thinking there my be some graffiti that needed to be erased.)
"Oh...he was rubbing it on his balls."
Oh...my...gosh! I couldn't scrub my hands enough!!!!! I don't think I have ever gained something so gross before.
I will NEVER take a pencil from a boy after he has been in the bathroom EVER again!
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