When I think my students couldn't possibly do anything else to amaze me or gross me out...they never let me down.
Today I had a little boy come out of the bathroom and say, "Will you please take that pencil away from S.? He kept messing with it in the bathroom."
So when S. rounded the corner, I said, "Pencil. Now!"
S. dropped it into my hand.
I looked to the boy who had came to tattle and said, "What exactly was he doing with the pencil in the bathroom?" (Thinking there my be some graffiti that needed to be erased.)
"Oh...he was rubbing it on his balls."
Oh...my...gosh! I couldn't scrub my hands enough!!!!! I don't think I have ever gained something so gross before.
I will NEVER take a pencil from a boy after he has been in the bathroom EVER again!
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6 months ago
Holy cow! That is truly disgusting. And hilarious! That's one thing I miss about teaching - the stories!
ReplyDeleteI just learned the term of this action a couple of weeks ago. I cannot even believe it is a common enough practice to have a name! Ewwww!
ReplyDeleteMichelle, curiosity is killing me! Please share the name for the act :)
ReplyDeleteBest laugh I have had all evening. You should know better than to touch anything that went to the bathroom! :o)
ReplyDeleteomg I laughed out LOUD!!!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteHappy SITS day.
LisaDay
Yuck!
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious! I had a student this year (kinder) that would love to get completely naked in the bathroom and "go fishing" in the toilet! Where do they come up with this stuff and why do they do it at school???! :)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA well there's nothing HYGIENIC he could have been doing with a pencil in the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteBwaaaaahaaaaa! Gotta love those boys, don't ya?
ReplyDeleteTotally gross! Maybe next time have some kind of box at the ready for any confiscated items - that way you don't have to touch them. LOL...that's too funny. Disturbing, but funny. :)
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