Cold Computer

Tonight Sam was downstairs on the computer playing online games . Next thing I know, he is by my side.

Me: You done?
Sam: No... the computer's cold.
Me: I know it is cold down there, by the computer, just cover up with that blanket, okay?
Sam: No, Mom, the computer is cold!
Me: What?

I head downstairs. His game has locked up my computer.

Me: Oh! The computer is frozen!
Sam: Oh...frozen.

Just the wrong synonym...He knew what he was talking about! LOL