No Bones About It

Tonight while Colby was in the bath, he called me into the bathroom. He had been playing with himself (which is normal for little boys to do). He looks up at me and says, "Mom, look! I have a big bone in my penis."

I had to turn away and hold in my guffaw.

I turn back and answer him, "Why do you say that son?"
"Cause my penis is hard and bones are what makes things hard in your body."

true dat.