Thursday, December 17, 2009

It's the Sh**

I was gone from school on Wednesday.
I got a call right after school let out - it was my friend/co-worker, Laura.
L - "You are NOT going to believe what happened today!"
"What?" I asked.

(Seriously... crazy stuff seems to happen anytime I am away from school. Last year, a little girl almost got kidnapped on the day I was gone...but that's another story.)

L - "A kid ate poop today off the toilet seat."

yelch. gag. *attempting to not puke as my gag reflex goes into effect.* ~yeah. ok. I just threw up a little in my mouth. pretty much happens any time I hear and/or repeat the story...

me - "What??!!"
L - "Yeah...and that's not even the worst of it! It wasn't even his own poop!"

It's sad when we try to justify a disgusting action as eating feces by following it up with "it wasn't even his own." Like somehow him eating his own would have made it all better??

Have I mentioned that it needs to be Christmas break and soon?!

3 comments:

  1. oh. my. gosh. That is so wrong and so funny in SO many ways! Thanks for sharing!

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  2. Bwahahaha! That is freaking hilarious! Merry Christmas Mama! Love and hugs.

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  3. Oh NO he DIDN'T! So disgusting...and fabulously funny!

    First time to your blog...lovin it so far!

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